Dear McDonald’s cashier

jdmfelix:

Don`t give me that look, there’s no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don`t forget the toy.

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

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(Source: blue-eyed-skater, via hngrylikethewolf)